Putin - Randy Newman

Written by：Randy Newman

Putin putting his pants on

One leg at a time

Oh he's just like a regular fella huh

He ain't nothing like a regular fella

Putin putting his hat on

Hat size number nine

You saying Putings getting big-headed

Putings head's just fine

He can drive his giant tractor

Across the Trans-Siberian plain

He can power a nuclear reactor

With the left side of his brain

And when he take his shirt off

He drive the ladies crazy

And when he take his shirt off

Make me wanna be a lady

It's the Putin Girls

Putin will you put it will you put it will you put it

Putin will you put it will you put it next to me

Putin will you put it will you put it will you put it

Putin will you put it will you put it next to me

Now Putin hates the Putin Girls

Cause he hates vulgarity

And he loves his mother country

And he loves his family

He and his ex-wife Lyudmila live right along the shore of the beautiful new

Russian Black Sea

Let's listen in a great man is speaking

We fought a war for this

I'm almost ashamed

The Mediterranean

Now there's a resort worth fighting for

If only the Greeks or the Turks

Would start to sniff around

Oh I'd bring the hammer down

So quick their woolly heads would spin

Woolly head woolly head woolly head

Oh wait a minute even better

What if the Kurds got in the way

Hey Kurds and way Kurds and way

Sometimes a people is greater than their leader

Germany Kentucky and France

Sometimes a leader towers over his country

One shot at glory they won't get a second chance

I'll drag these peasants kicking and screaming

Into the 21st century

I thought we'd make it I must've been dreaming

These chicken farmers and fire clerks gonna be the death of me

I can't do it

Sure you can

I can't do it

Yeah you can

What makes you say that girls

I'll tell you why

Cause you're the Putin Man

Who won Napoleon

We did

Who won World War II

The Americans

That's a good one ladies

It's our turn to sit in the comfy chair

And you're the man gonna get us there

I don't know Lenin couldn't do it

I don't know Stalin couldn't do it

Now they couldn't do it why do you think I can

You're gonna lead our people to the Promised Land

Oh you're right

Cause goddamn I'm the Putin Man