The Ballad Of Chasey Lain - Bloodhound Gang

Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to explain

I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask

Could I eat your a**

Back Write as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick

Had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to complain

Ya never wrote me back

How could I ever eat

Your a** when ya treat

Your biggest fan like that

You've had a lotta dick

Had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to constrain

This letter is my last

As your biggest fan

I must demand

You let me eat your a**

You've had a lotta dick

Had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine

P S

Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show 'em them titties

Now show 'em them titties

P S

Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show 'em them titties

Now show 'em them titties

Would ya f**k me for blow