Houdini (Explicit) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

Lyrics by：Steve Miller/Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Kevin Bell/Anne Dudley/Trevor Horn/Malcolm McLaren

Composed by：Steve Miller/Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Kevin Bell/Anne Dudley/Trevor Horn/Malcolm McLaren

Produced by：Eminem/Luis Resto

Hey Em it's Paul

Uh I was listening to the album

Good ******* luck you're on your own

Guess who's back

Back again

Shady's back tell a friend

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Ha-ha

Da-da-da da da da da da da

Da-da-da da da da da

Well look what the stork brung

What

Little baby devil with the forked tongue

And it's stickin' out yeah like a sore thumb

Bleh

With a forehead that it grew horns from

Look

Still a white jerk

It's him

Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher

With the Vics Percs and a Bud Light shirt

Lyrical technician

Yeah

An electrician

Yeah

Y'all light work

Haha

And I don't gotta play pretend it's you I make believe

What

And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me

Why

If I was to ever take a leave

What

It would be aspirin' to break a feve'

Yeah

If I was to ask for Megan Thee (what) Stallion if she would collab with me

Would I really have a shot at a feat

Haha

I don't know but I'm glad to be back like

Abra-abracadabra

And for my last trick

I'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh

Like

Abra-abracadabra

And for my last trick poof

Just like that and I'm back bro

Now back in the days of old me

When right around the time I became a **** fiend

Oh

Ate some ******* as a way of coping

Taste of opiates case of O.E.

Turned me into smiley face emoji

My **** may not be age-appropriate

But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy

'Cause I have zero doubts

That this whole world's 'bout

To turn into some girl scouts

That censorship bureau's out to

Shut me down

So when I started this verse

It did start off lighthearted at first

Hmm

But it feels like I'm targeted

Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed

Look what I pocketed

Yeah the **** is just like y'all have been light joggin' and

I've been runnin' at full speed

And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin' and

I'm the fight y'all get in

When you debate who the best but opps I'm white chalkin' when

I step up to that mic **** it then

"Oh my God it's him Not again"

Abra-abracadabra

And for my last trick

I'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh

Like

Abra-abracadabra

And for my last trick poof

Just like that and I'm back bro

Break it down

Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say

If what

If he could see the way **** is today

Look at this **** man

He'd probably say that everything is gay

Like happy

What's my name

What's my name

Slim Shady

So how many little kids still wanna act like me

Haha

I'm a bigger prick than cacti be

Yeah

And that's why these

What

Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees

Bzzz

In the coupe leaning back my seat

What

Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group the black guy pees

Guy pees

In my Air Max 90s

White Ts walkin' parental advisory

My transgender cat's Siamese

Identifies as Black but acts Chinese

Like a ********** Hacky Sack I treat

What

The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet

Yeah

How can I explain to you

What

That even myself I'm a danger to

Yeah

I hop on tracks like a kangaroo

And say a few things or two to anger you

But **** that if I think that **** I'ma say that ****

Cancel me what

Okay that's it

Go ahead Paul quit

Snake-*** prick you male cross-dresser fake-*** *****

And I'll probably get **** for that

Watch

But you can all **** ** **** in fact

**** them **** Dre **** Jimmy **** me **** you

**** my own kids they're brats

**** 'em

They can screw off them and you all

Yeah uh

You too Paul got two balls

Big as RuPaul's what you thought you saw

Ain't what you saw

Nah

'Cause you're never gon' see me

Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen

Like Sherri Papini Harry Houdini

I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving like

Abra-abracadabra

And for my last trick

I'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh

Like

Abra-abracadabra

And for my last trick poof

Just like that and I'm back bro