You only care about your body

More into your physique than you are even into me

You say it started as a hobby

But now you protein shake and always count your calories

It ll just seems a bit unhealthy

Don't get me wrong I'm into body positivity

But now you're missing every party

Because you're worried about cheating with the catering

You break your diet and in a state of contrition

The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition

You say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

When I reach for the snacks on the counter

And only allow uh uh uh uh uh

Low fat sugar free peanut butter

Variety in conversation

I've noticed has begun decreasing pretty drastically

My slowly growing trepidation

'Cause now you talk about your fitness plan exclusively

I know it's a point of contention

And we are not the best at always talking openly

But this is now an intervention

Sick of pretending words like 'pizza' are profanities

You break your diet and in a state of contrition

The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition

You say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

When I reach for the snacks on the counter

And only allow uh uh uh uh uh

Low fat sugar free peanut butter

Push ups

Pull ups

Bench press more pull ups

Protein broccoli

Cheat day is next week

Push ups

Pull ups

Bench press more pull ups

Protein broccoli

Cheat day is next week

You break your diet and in a state of contrition

The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition

You say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

When I reach for the snacks on the counter

And only allow uh uh uh uh uh

Low fat sugar free peanut butter