Brand New Dance (Explicit) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

Lyrics by：Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers

Composed by：Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers

Produced by：Eminem/Luis Resto

Get up

Everybody on the dance floor come on

That means you too Chris

Haha

Well it's Friday night no date for the prom

Just got caught jackin' off by your mom

Suspended from school for settin' off the alarm

Kim Jong keep screamin' he gon' drop the bomb

But anyway every day is the same old shiddit

Room lookin' like a tornado hit it

Try to explain your parents they don't get it

Time to hit you with a funky d**e rhythm

Let it roll if you ready we gon' start the show

Everybody in the world all across the globe

You can feel it in your head down to your toes

Dance until you're wheelchair bound here we go

Yeah horseback little do-si-do

Little bit of soul mixed with some rodeo

Everybody in the world's gonna laugh to this

**** I'll probably end up crippled after this come on

Clap your hands and stomp your feet

Everybody join together

Can you feel the funky beat

Everywhere you see people laughing and

Dancing in the street

On the count of three everybody do

The Christopher Reeves

One two three follow me

Superman Batman Spider-Man

Slipped fell landed in a garbage can

**** hell damn it I can hardly stand

But I get it crackin' like no one in the party can

Give me a beat I'll show you all a brand new dance

All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance

Now stand back kids don't try this at home

Chi-boom kick-boom ooh ah-oh

It's a brand new craze and it's sweepin' the nation

Anything else is a cheap imitation

Just make sure that you videotape it

You can only do it once 'fore the people go ape****

It's a crowd favorite a party pleaser

It's better than shake of a grand mal seizure

So next time that you see grandma tease her

And roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up

Clap your hands and stomp your feet

Everybody join together

Can you feel the funky beat

Everywhere you see people laughing and

Dancing in the street

On the count of three everybody do

The Christopher Reeves

One two three follow me

If your arms legs feet and your hands are numb

You've fallen and you can't get up

It's a brand new dance this is my Chris anthem I'm

Givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums

I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this

Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists

With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist

A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc

You just pull up a chair and grab a seat

And clap your hands and stomp your feet

Or stomp your hands and clap your feet

Flop around 'til you lookin' like a slab of meat

You put your left foot back your right in front

Tip your head back let it touch your butt

'Til you feel a lil' pop like what the ****

********** **** a duck what the ****

I'm stuck

So party people are you with me

What's the deal

If you real grab your chair up by the wheel

If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel

Windmillin' on a million banana peels come on

Clap your hands and stomp your feet

Everybody join together

Can you feel the funky beat

Everywhere you see people laughing and

Dancing in the street

On the count of three everybody do

The Christopher Reeves

One two three follow me

Woo

Good morning Eminem

Or Marshall as others have informed me

Christopher Reeves here

You had better not talk behind my back

Or I will kick your a*s the minute I'm out of this chair

Watch yourself Marshall

I'm watching you

Ah Holy ****