Gay Pirates - Cosmo Jarvis

This water is too salty

For me to even drink

I'd rather walk the dreaded plank

Than stay another week

But it's you my love

You're my land ahoy

And i'm sick of being beaten

And whipped and lashed to death

I want one night with no gang-rape

But i won't hold my breath

But it's you my love

You're my land ahoy

Yeah you're my boy

Yo-ho Sebastian

Let's go far away

Somewhere where the captain won't be mad

Yo-ho Sebastian

I want to love you good

We deserve much better than we've had

They say they're gonna kill me

If i look at you once more

Pissed in my hammock yesterday

So I'll sleep on the floor

I'd be under the sea

But you hold me above

They put glass on my sandals

So my feet would bleed all day

And they forced me to wear them

Or they said they'd make you pay

I'd be under the sea

But you hold me above

'Cos you're the man i love

Yo-ho Sebastian

Let's go far away

Somewhere where the captain won't be mad

Yo-ho Sebastian

I want to love you good

We deserve much better than we've had

The captain found out 'bout us

And ordered them to throw

Us both overboard tonight

Together we will go

But i'm yours you know

And I'll love you still in hell

I hope they didn't tie up

Your hands as tight as mine

I'll see you on the bed of this

Blue ocean babe sometime

But i'm yours you know

And I'll love you still in hell

Down we fell

And i'm singing

Yo-ho Sebastian

Let's go far away

Somewhere where the captain won't be mad

Yo-ho Sebastian

I want to love you good

We deserve much better than we've had

Yo-ho Sebastian

Let's go far away

Somewhere where the captain won't be mad

Yo-ho Sebastian

I want to love you good

We deserve much better than we've had

We deserve much better than we've had