我看到山鬼　 山鬼卻快跑

跑一個沒路　嚇人也不會

她長得是阿妹樣　但聲音是查埔仔

我問他叫什麼名字　他說叫我細妹按靚　

哩厚哩厚　沒煩沒惱

山鬼阿妹阿　細妹按靚

山鬼阿妹阿　細妹按靚

山鬼阿妹阿　細妹按靚

山鬼阿妹阿　細妹按靚

我想說奇怪　怎麼有鬼這麼shy

阿妹仔說　我不是shy啦　其實我長得很帥

我問他說　既然你長這麼帥　為什麼看到我要跑咧

想不到他回我一句　因為你長得比我更像妖魔鬼怪

阿　我是有沒有聽錯啊

我竟然被一個魔神仔說比他更像鬼

這款的感覺就可比是

被一個肥豬說大摳　被一個沒出息的說撿角

被一個多話的說雜念　被一個癮頭說憨慢

我的人生　是要怎麼辦啊

不想要理你　你快走拉　趕快走

不想要理你　你快走拉　趕快走

不想要理你　你快走拉　趕快走

不想要理你　你快走拉　趕快走

誒　不對喔　這個煞氣欸阿妹仔說我比她更像妖魔鬼怪

這樣我不就是人說的鬼見愁　意思是我比鬼更加厲害

這款誒感覺就甘那

被有錢人說好野　被愛因斯坦說很聰明

被醫生說健康　被漂丿的說　細賴仔按緣投阿

山鬼阿哥啊　細賴按緣投阿

山鬼阿哥啊　細賴按緣投阿

山鬼阿哥啊　細賴按緣投阿

山鬼阿哥啊　細賴按緣投阿

■英文翻譯

I saw a mountain ghost, but it fled away

To a dead-end road, not knowing how to scare people.

She looks like a gal but sounds like a man.

I asked him about his name, he said I am a pretty girl (Hello hello, no worry no hope)

Mountain ghost gal, you are a pretty girl!

Strange that a ghost should be so shy.

The gal said, “I am not shy. I look handsome in a tie.”

I asked him, “If you look handsome, why run away when seeing me?”

To my surprise he answered, “Cuz you look more monstrous.”

Did I hear wrong?

A ghost said I was more ghostlike than him.

This was like…

Being called fat by a fat pig, useless by a loser,

Nagging by a chatterbox, and stupid by an idiot.

What should I do with myself?

Leave me alone. Go away.

Wait, if this ferocious gal said I was more ghostlike than he himself,

Then that means I am the devil scarry to all devils, and I am stronger than ghosts.

This was like…

Being called rich by the millionaires, intelligent by Einstein,

Healthy by a doctor, and good-looking by a handsome man.

Mountain ghost lad, you look so smart!