Waitress in the Sky - The Replacements

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She don't wear no pants

And she don't wear no tie

Always on the ball

She's always on strike

Struttin up the aisle

Big deal you get to fly

You ain't nothin but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin but a waitress in the sky

Paid my fare

Don't want to complain

You get to me

You're always outta champagne

Treat me like a bum

Don't wear no tie

Cause you ain't nothin but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin but a waitress in the sky

And the sign says

Thank you very much for not smoking

My own sign says

I'm sorry i'm smokin

Don't treat me special

Don't kiss my ass

Treat me like the way

They treat em up in first class

Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer

Garbage man a janitor and you my dear

A real union flight attendant my oh my

You ain't nothin but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin but a waitress in the sky