Way to leave your number where the _____ collects stamps

Where to sip organic juice whether to get plants

way to go skiing either Italy and France

Whether to go without or with your boyfriend Hans

there are many others sorts what haven't got a clue

They don't do colonics but they shoot up in the loo

They've got surround sound, a rotweiler hound

and they don't want the Euro replacing the Pound.

uneasy

husbands kind of cheesy

left your father

floosie

she had bigger

boobies

full of all the silicone she bought online

matches with the butterfly tatooed behind

matches with the belly piercing and stretch lines

now I'm not trying to be cruel in order to be kind

you should learn to stop when you've been offered his dough

sittin' in his limo to the fitness studio

you had leisure, pleasure

with his little treasure

should have known he'd leave me for the little hooker Heather