A Happy Ending for Us (From "Galavant") - Cast of Galavant

Written by：Alan Menken/Glenn Slater

When rich folks war who dies

The poor

On that you can depend

So obviously for you and me

There's only one way this can end

Let's see appetizers salads aha

Let's spike the soup with some arsenic

What

Just a few droplets like thus

Serve and each blue blood will die

As they spew blood

A happy ending for us

Gosh

How 'bout a pie full of cyanide

Can you imagine the fuss

Cramps diarrhea convulsions

Then see ya

A happy ending for us

Picture that great big pool of puke and stool

A happy ending for us

I could fry up some heirloom toadstools

With a little hemlock vinaigrette

Ooh

What

If they survive to the entree

Go on

Strychnine can be your best friend

Nice

Poison the meat first

They'll leave the hall feet first

A perfect fairy tale end

Tra la la la la

How 'bout a tray of bad shellfish

Yes

Ooh chicken delicious served rare

A tartare

Choose any toxin then toss the whole box in

Voila they're gasping for air

Oh how they'll heave and spurt

And for desert do things too gross to discuss

And they will claw and choke 'til all of them croak

A lovely ending

A storybook ending

A happy ending for us

What do you say

In chains up

I better get cooking