So you're tired and beat

And you've worked all week

And you need a place you can let it go

Where the girls go wild

And the boys play hard

And you need a little more than just the radio

Well here's your open invitation

With just a couple regulations

Let me warn you son only come to have fun

We don't take kindly to serious

So leave your troubles at the door

Unless you want some in here

Welcome to my house buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks laughs & gets high

It's a country music a little soul it's a rock 'n roll rodeo

We don't tolerate no sitting around

Everybody's dancin' groovin' and getting on down

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude

You better read the house rules

Around eleven o'clock when the front door locks

And the boys start raising the bottle

Where the girls do the thing with the Mardis Gras beads

Yeah You know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'em

No matter what your story a good time is mandatory

Well rule number 7 says don't touch the women

But they can grab whatever they want to

Welcome to my house buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks laughs & gets high

It's a country music a little soul it's a rock' n roll rodeo

We don't tolerate no sitting around

Everybody's dancing ' groovin' and getting on down

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude

You better read the house rules

No such thing as last call

We pick' em up when they fall

We share the same bathroom stall

Says the sign on the wall (1 2 3)

Welcome to my house buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks laughs & gets high

It's a country music a little soul it's a rock n roll rodeo

We don't tolerate no sitting around

Everybody's dancin' groovin' and getting on down

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude

Boy before you come a walkin' in here with any kind of attitude

You better read the house rules

Oh son You better read the house rules

You better read the house rules

'Cuse me excuse me

I'm gonna need to see some ID on that girl right there hahaha