Now look You can't look like you're trying to get

Her outta here before Christian Simonson shows up

But you gotta get her outta here before

Christian Simonson shows up

What's the point

They're going to Shanna's daddys house

At Lake L B J and it's no guys

Absolutely no guys

Okay

So after we bring the girls drinks

In fairly rapid order but not obvious

We order two more rounds of shots

She ain't gonna fall for that

We'll be very convincing

And now's the time to turn up the volume

No more f**kin' around

We go to Jager shots

Man they're not gonna drink Jager shots

Dude as long as a guy's buying the booze

A f**kin' b**ch'll drink anything

C'mon we can at least get one shot of

Jager down these f**kin' bitces throats

After that

We'll see if they get another Jager shot in them

You never know

That could be the sh*t that puts them

Past the point of f**k-it

Then all of a sudden no guys at the lake house

Turns into a couple of guys at the lake house

My point exactly

And I know I can at least get "Shanna Suck-my-banana"

To do a f**king Buttery Nipple shot

What's Julia's sweet shot

Key Lime Pie

Oh come on dude

Even f**king Leroy Brown

Would do one more for dessert