Not Evil - Tiffany Haddish

Lyrics by：Jon Lajoie

Oh no are we in a musical

Uh hope not

Hello friends my name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi

Don't worry I'm totally not one of those evil queens

You've read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies

And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me

Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know

Hmm-mm

Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know

I don't know

I'm so not a villain I have zero evil plans

No ulterior motive just want to help where I can

I wanna shower you with gifts

'Cause I'm selfless and sweet

So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of

Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi

The least evil queen in history

And if you do not believe me

I totally won't imprison your family

'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me

Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know

Really 'Cause I'm getting super evil vibes here

Person I know

Benny do you like spaceships

'Cause I think they are great

How'd you know that

Loving spaceships is my one defining trait

Well now my good friend

You can build the spaceship of your dreams

On your very own planet with

Your own spaceship-building scene

Come on do not fall for this

Wildstyle

Haven't you heard

There's no reason at all to be suspicious of her

Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know

Not evil not evil no the least evil person I know

Beard a pirate without a ship that's so cruel

It's like a spider without a

Web or a queen without a fool

Even her metaphors are suspicious

I've got a surprise for you

A planet that's really a pirate ship

And the population your crew

Her story checks out she's cool not evil

What about me

Unikitty what's the most glitter you can imagine

A lot

Times that by infinity

Woohoo

And Batman

Don't even try it lady I don't need anything

Oh I know that's why

I'm going to give you half of everything

Uh like everything everything

Everything everything

She's rad this chick gets me

Here's some other adjectives

People use to describe me

Unduplicitous unmalicious

Unconniving unnasty

You're clearly just adding 'un'

To words that describe you

Who me

I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi

I never trick people into trusting me

By hiding my true personalities

So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds

'Cause that'd be evil and that's so not me

I never cheat I never bribe

I never scheme I never lie

And that wasn't a lie when

I said just now that I never lie

'Cause I never lie and I never

Laugh when children cry

And I never poison enemies of mine

And I never cry when I'm alone at night

'Cause I said I love my life

I'm gettin' off track

Let me get back to the point I was makin'

I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi

The most least evil person you'll ever meet

And if you make eye contact with me

I totally won't have you executed immediately

'Cause that'd be evil Evil

Evil Evil evil and that's so not me