(Scratching)

Access to her code

Lovestruck was my mode

Took a look, dropped my textbook

Jenifa... oh!

Breakfast, broke it fast

She was in my English class

Asked for notes, rocked my boat

Jenifa... oh!

Jenny, lost her favorite penny

So I gave her a dollar

She kissed me (and I hollered)

In a flash the school bell rang

Jenny grabbed on to my hand

Took me home and said, “Trugoy just

Swing and swing and swing.”

The downstairs, where we met

I brought records, she cassettes

Lost the break, found her shape

Jenifa, oh Jenny

Transcripts showed more than flirt

"I love Daisies" read her shirt

Grabbed my jeans, Jimmy screamed

Jenifa, oh Jenny

Marvelous, shaped like a vase

No one can live their life for Pos

Found a house, aroused my joust

Jenifa, oh Jenny

Her clothes, I did shuck

Just like Dan, I strictly stuck

To the punt, she cried, "Kick it"

Posdnuos was in

Jenny

Only thought about jimmy

But asked was I a virgin

Like some kid named Derwin?

She said, "Let’s try it in the bathroom"

But ’dnuos is way above sinks

So to the kitchen she did Dan

And came back wrapped in saran

Now wait a minute!

Little Derwin got something to show us that Jenny could never do!

Listen...

(Plays 'Chopsticks’)

Hey, look at little Derwin! Look at him go! Look at him go!

Awww, baby

Positions, muscles flexed

Dove was lost in a gon-a-hex

Passed her test, felt her teddy

Jenifa, oh Jenny

Notions soothed the mood

Dove was lost in De La heaven

Screwed plug two, did the do

Jenifa oh Jenny

Jenny

Teased my homeboy Granny

In fact she teased so many

She was known as a garden tool

No more I dispatched

Was it Jimmy had met his match

Or could it be the realization

All girls owned a Jenny

For normal health, I had fought

A valuable lesson she had taught

Don’t flaunt that the candy is good

Unless you came with plenty

(Pussycat)