Nasty Dan - Johnny Cash (约翰尼·卡什)/Oscar the Grouch

OH Nasty Dan was the meanest man I ever knew

He's stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through

He'd frown a bunch he ate nails for lunch and he'd never laugh

He'd growl and yell and I hard tell that he never took a bath

Nasty Dan was a nasty man

Hard to understand that Nasty Dan

Now Nasty Dan was a nasty man the whole day long

He'd go where he could he'd try real good to make things go wrong

He'd jump for joy when a little boy would trip and fall

And the only words that he ever said were I don't like you at all

Nasty Dan was a nasty man

Hard to understand that Nasty Dan

Now Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl that met Dan somehow

She said you like me rotten as can be let's get married now

So they went and they did and had a nasty kid

And I must confess that Dan pretty much leaves everyone alone now

And he doesn't bother anybody anymore cause he just lives in his nasty ol' house

With his nasty ol' wife and his nasty ol' kid in nasty happiness

Nasty Dan he is a happy man

Hard to understand that Nasty Dan