Could I maybe be a little bit more naive?

Slide my shoes off my feet and

Rest myself in that seat

I call at ****in' one

Call at ****in' two

Call at ****in' three

I'm drunk and hard and half asleep

Someone is out there

It's more than I can bear

Now shifting from side to side, playing along

Hanging up furious when somebody answers the phone

Alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone, alone,

But I know where to go