I`m through with standing in line

To clubs we`ll never get in

It`s like the bottom of the ninth

And i`m never gonna win

This life hasn`t turned out

Quite the way i want it to be

I want a brand new house

On an episode of cribs

And a bathroom i can play baseball in

And a king size tub big enough

For ten plus me

I`ll need a credit card that`s got no limit

And a big black jet with a bedroom in it

Gonna join the mile high club

At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars

My own star on hollywood boulevard

Somewhere between cher and

James dean is fine for me

I`m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

I`d even cut my hair and change my name

`cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the *** come cheap

We`ll all stay skinny `cause we just won`t eat

And we`ll hang out in the coolest bars

In the vip with the movie stars

Every good gold digger`s

Gonna wind up there

Every playboy bunny

With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey i wanna be a rockstar

Hey hey i wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like elvis without the tassels

Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes

Sign a couple autographs

So i can eat my meals for free

I`m gonna dress my ass

With the latest fashion

Get a front door key to the playboy mansion

Gonna date a centerfold that loves to

Blow my money for me

I`m gonna trade this life

For fortune and fame

I`d even cut my hair

And change my name

`cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the *** come cheap

We`ll all stay skinny `cause we just won`t eat

And we`ll hang out in the coolest bars

In the vip with the movie stars

Every good gold digger`s

Gonna wind up there

Every playboy bunny

With her bleach blond hair

And we`ll hide out in the private rooms

With the latest dictionary and

Today`s who`s who

They`ll get you anything

With that evil smile

Everybody`s got a

Drug dealer on speed dial

Hey hey i wanna be a rockstar

I`m gonna sing those songs

That offend the censors

Gonna pop my pills

From a pez dispenser

I`ll get washed-up singers writing all my songs

Lip sync em every night so i don`t get `em wrong

Well we all just wanna be big rockstars

And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the *** come cheap

We`ll all stay skinny `cause we just won`t eat

And we`ll hang out in the coolest bars

In the vip with the movie stars

Every good gold digger`s

Gonna wind up there

Every playboy bunny

With her bleach blond hair

And we`ll hide out in the private rooms

With the latest dictionary and

Today`s who`s who

They`ll get you anything

With that evil smile

Everybody`s got a

Drug dealer on speed dialb