Fruit Salad - Tom Cardy

Composed by：Tom Cardy

Tom Cardy：

Put a bit of fruit and salad together

Make a fruit salad yeah everyone's a winner

Sweetness of fruit variety of salad

Ooh fruit salad you're the best of both worlds

Fruit it's pretty good to eat

Natural sugar make it taste so sweet

Love to munch an apple right to its core

But about halfway it becomes a chore

Salad yum yum looks pretty good to me

Healthy with variety

But salad sometimes gets a little bit bland

Unless you're having Caesar with a bit of fried bacon

We're in the future 2021

We cloned a sheep and we go to space for fun

We send our billionaires up into the atmosphere

But I reckon we should just fund what I got here

Fruit

Oh fruit get it yum yum yum

Put it on your tongue down inside your tum

Then out your bum

Salad

Eat a salad it can't be wrong

'Cause it makes me stronger

Fruit salad mother f**ker

Put a bit of fruit and salad together

Make a fruit salad yeah everyone's a winner

Sweetness of fruit variety of salad

Ooh fruit salad you're the best of both worlds

Put a bit of fruit and salad together

Make a fruit salad yeah everyone's a winner

Sweetness of fruit variety of salad

Ooh fruit salad you're the best of both worlds

I feel like Rambo with a Mango

Fruit salad mother f**ker

Best of both worlds

Eat a salad it can't be wrong

'Cause it makes me stronger

Best of both worlds

Tom Cardy/Julia：

Everybody want to hear you talk

When you rock a glass bowl and a big fat fork

Get busy mixing kiwi and banana

Get the big salad like George Costanza

Step 1 get a fruit and chop it

Depending on the fruit remove the skin of it

Step 2 there are no more steps

Eat it up make another get your fruit salad reps

Be cool when you're talking FS be cool

And remember Tommy knows best knows best

One rule for the fruit salad show

Don't you dare include the tomato

It's a fruit it's a fruit I get it

But if it's not sweet then you can forget it

Don't believe the labels of society

FS does not reward blind compliancy

Tom Cardy：

Chilly is a fruit but don't put it in a fruit salad

Corn is a fruit get it out of my fruit salad

Cucumber is a fruit but is doesn't belong

If it's going in the tum tum gotta be yum yum

Both：

Put a bit of fruit and salad together

Make a fruit salad yeah everyone's a winner

Sweetness of fruit variety of salad

Ooh fruit salad you're the best of both worlds

Put a bit of fruit and salad together

Make a fruit salad yeah everyone's a winner

Sweetness of fruit variety of salad

Ooh fruit salad you're the best of both worlds

Tom Cardy/Julia：

Oooooh lemme hear you sing it la la

La la la la la la

Fruit salad mother f**ker

La la la la la la

Best of both worlds

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Fruit salad mother f**ker

La la la la la la

Best of both worlds

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