All Men Are Evil Except My Boyfriend

Said the sound of the spectacle

I read it in a fanzine

It wasn't even in a big dumb glossy magazine

Everything everything everything

We ever said

Everything everything everything

Might've done well

None of that means ****anymore

We contradicted ourselves

I guess we're all hypocrites

Just cuz we like to get our kicks

In this one way sometimes

You tell me