There's Bourbon in the bathtub, eyelashes in the sink

I'm trying not to throw up on my thrift store mink

There's someone on my pillow who says he works on tech

I beat him at Nintendo, who knows what happens next

I know, I know, I know, I know

This is looking like a **** show

And I'm not gonna try to say

That it isn't what it is though

Don't cry about it, baby

Don't be so uptight

And I defense it all

Looked so damn glamorous last night

Where is my purse?

Who's this person in my phone?

I'm pretty sure

I'm the worst at self-control

Sometimes it hurts

Living so rock 'n' roll

But it could be worse

I could be responsible

I should be with Amy 'cause she's just so adult

She washes off her make-up and her voicemail isn't full

And if I called her up right now to save me from this mess

She'd probably come and get me, but I don't know the address

And I know, I know, I know, I know

This is looking like a **** show

And I'm not gonna try to say

That it isn't what it is though

Don't cry about it, baby

Don't be so uptight

And I defense it all

Looked so damn glamorous last night

Where is my purse?

Who's this person in my phone?

I'm pretty sure

I'm the worst at self-control

Sometimes it hurts

Living so rock 'n' roll

But it could be worse

I could be responsible

Sir, that ticket

I swear it's in the mail

But if not, how will I send it

If you take me to jail?

And I know, I know, I know, I know

This is looking like a **** show

And I'm not gonna try to say

That it isn't what it is though

Don't cry about it, baby

Don't be so uptight

And I defense it all

Looked so damn glamorous last night

Where is my purse?

Who's this person in my phone?

I'm pretty sure

I'm the worst at self-control

Sometimes it hurts

Living so rock 'n' roll

But it could be worse

I could be responsible

I, I, I, I could be responsible

I, I, I, I could be responsible

I, I, I, I could be responsible

I, I, I, I could be responsible