Off Spring - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

Ayo what' up El-P?

Yo what' up Del-phonic?

Nothin' man I was on the bus the other day man

Tryin' to listen to my Walkman

This ************ all in my face

Tryin' to holla at me and ****

I'm like Man dude you just a offspring

I'm very interplanetary

And vary with various experiments

Gregarious with verbals for your merriment

What El-P tell me to use the beat di-ffuse

You lose and get played like a MOOG

I'm rude revolting leave you molting

No thing - compares to my compadres

We'll take it to Broadway

It's beautiful the execution flawless

You all wet soggy groggy when you saw me

But I never tire whenever I adjust my thrust

Females blush I bring the California gold rush

Your flow sucks your stamina can't endure

I manicure your lavender amateur landed words

You haven't heard?

******** analyst

Add a twist to my manuscripts

I'll have you sent to the showers

Me and El-P is superpowers like the US and USSR

Blow you like the death star

Leave your chest scarred like sagat

My plot proliferates hits you like barbiturates

In a twist of fate and splits your face

It's the great DelTron-Z soundbombing

Run to mommy I'm airin' out your dirty laundry

I'm shooting then executing you're aiming from mainstream

Your brain tingles strangles your lame jingles

Bingo I bring flows that attack like wild dingoes

Can't be pigeonholed anything goes gringo

Here we go up jumps the outcast sever the connection

My mostly overconfident acquaintances pull numbers

To the anti-potients and fear

That I drip sick in

And rise out of my shell to teach sick or bedridden emcees

'Til they fear living

Blocking the cocks that bust shots

Spittin' smitten *******

'Til the day of the locust kitchen cutlery cuts

DMX 16 crossfade with a strange lust

Dr Strangelove born in the back of the train

Fameless shame

Shared with acne pick brain pit

Tried to capture the moment of subtle death

Destro magnet spit action fit into capsules

Slipped in the dirty waterway speaker cabinets

Maximum b-boy axiom stabbin' ****

Intellectual women find that my rhyme style relaxes them

And wonder if I **** to the same wildstyle pattern

It's the Columbine pipe bomb glass fragment shatter

To break new jacks at after parties for acting actual

Factor X into your formula for fresh thoughts

With a Megalon wingspan that bulge

From the back of the text radical

Radio time tracks flatten your flattery

The tradition excuse used by biters ambiguously homo

Knotted tights and colored underwear

That's wrapped around the brittle legs of

Things without weapons

I'm grief diseased brethren

Swim in a sea of **** and malt liquor feed on Excedrin

Radiate through tenements emcees bleed estrogen

Watch insanity increase

Break it up piece by piece

Never weak in the least

Think you better see a priest

Mortality don't battle me it's costly

We the raw breed all of y'all is just the offspring

Switch switch switch switch switch

Yo Del gimme that **** again

Tomahawking your tom-tom club

You tried to holler at me at my show

Looking like you on d**gs

You love the Del

I'll thug you out bumpin' Juvenile

Thinking you in style packin' like you movin' out

I move top speed scot-free with cock-D

Knock-kneed delivery that scorches you like Lockheed

Dr Decibel my deliverance is questionable

But as far as this session goes I'm wreckin' skulls

Better check your pulse we visionaries with this

Scarin' the **** outta record labels next to fatal

Right beside homicide bona fide bewilderment

Militant diligence like I'm buildin' pyramids

Peel your cap reveal your lack of flavor

Track your pager plus your celly

Piss on your Pele Pele catch you coming out of belly

Dumbin' out daily tell me

What was your rationale?

Think of matchin' Del I disconnect your PacTell

My mobile code words showboat with no hope

For any rhyme you kick or any beat you load up

Leave you catatonic off a bag of chronic

Skanless with anthems

Stomp your little cadence out at random

Ran-random ran-random

El and Del-phonic known to go off on a tantrum

Now you know

For the backpackers for the computer hackers

For the misplaced famous for all the video gamers

For the derranged krylon stain makers

For the ungry hungry a*s verbal brain rapists

That New York to the Bay ****

Go off go off