Funny Honey - Renée Zellweger/John C. Reilly/Colm Feore/Taye Diggs

For her first number

Miss roxie hart let to sings a song of love and devotion

Dedicated to her dear husband amos

Sometimes I'm right sometimes I'm wrong

But he doesn't care he'll string along

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

Sometimes I'm down sometimes I'm up

But he follows 'round like some droopy-eyed pup

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

He ain't no sheik that's no great physique

And lord knows he ain't got the smarts

But look at that soul I tell you that whole

Is a whole lot greater than the sum of his parts

And if you knew him like me

I know you'd agree

What if the world slandered my name

Why he'd be right there taking the blame

He loves me so and it all suits me fine

That funny sunny honey hubby of mine

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

Lord knows he ain't got the smarts

Now he's shot of his trap I can't stand that sap

Look at him go ratting on me

With just one more brain what a half-wit he'd be

If they string me up oh I'll know who brought the twine

That scummy crummy dummy hubby of mine night