I ran

Down the ramp

I said there's no way

There's no way

I can make it down that ramp

Without falling on my a*s

There's no way

There's no way

General I may grab you so fast

I don't want that

And this was a steel ramp

Really really steep

No handrail

It was like an ice skating rink

I said there's no way

There's no way

I can make it down that ramp

Without falling on my a*s

Inch by inch

I took these little steps

When I was ten feet short

I ran down the rest

I ran

Down the ramp

I looked very handsome

I ran

Down the ramp

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And I don't wanna get

Water on the tie

'Cause I've done it it spills down

It doesn't look good for a long time

And I don't wanna test

More people now

So I said to my people

Slow the testing down

The ramp and the water

The water and the tests

How good was this speech

This speech has been the best

It's true

I ran

Down the ramp

I looked very handsome

I ran

Down the ramp

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I ran

Down the ramp

I looked very handsome

I ran

Down the ramp

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If I fall

If I fall

If I fall

The fall would be definitely bad

If I fall

If I fall

If I fall

The best fall anybody's ever had

There's no way

There's no way

I can make it down that ramp

Without falling on my a*s

There's no way

There's no way

General I may grab you so fast

I don't want that

Inch by inch

I took these little steps

When I was ten feet short

I ran down the rest

I ran

Down the ramp

I looked very handsome

I ran

Down the ramp

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I ran

Down the ramp

I looked very handsome

I ran

Down the ramp

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