Oh Sh*t (Explicit) - The Pharcyde

Written by：Trevant Har

Oh Sh*t Oh Sh*t Oh Sh*t

Oh Sh*t Oh Sh*t Oh Sh*t

Oh Sh*t Oh Sh*t Oh Sh*t

Oh Sh*t

Little Sally Walker

Sittin' in a saucer

Oh how I tossed that a** up

Like a mission in the woods

Woody woodpecker would if he could

But I didn't want to pass it up

To the next man had my Walkman bumpin' on

The fifty yard

And my adrenaline pumpin'

Like a kill thriller driller tiller out

With the Miller brew

Filler up took it

'Til the damn Dutch puked

Luke Skywalker ain't a sweet-talker so I got ill

With my light saber

That came in one fancy flavor

My strange behavior led to an outburst

The night felt good

But the day got worse

I thought I was alone slim trade the stowaway

With a brown-eyed bombshell

That was d**e enough to pay

I looked over my shoulder

And my cover was peeled

By my whole school sayin' "ooh"

And i'm busted for real

Oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t

What to say the least

I'm so slick

That they need to call me grease

'Cause I slips and I slides

When I rides on the beast

Imani and your mom sittin' in a tree

K-i-s-s-i-n-g

Yo first comes the tongue

And then come the she

My homey's m-o-m what (m-i-e)

Yo and to think from day one in my eyes

I show fear 'cause

I stepped into his house his

Mom's grinnin' ear to ear

Gigglin' and winks for weeks

I would encounter from this female

She's sizin' me up for the kill

Oh what the hell is

What I said to myself

So that I wouldn't worry

I'm sittin' on the couch

And wish Greg would please hurry up

She offered me a cup of ripple broke out the titty

Squeezed her nipple said suck it

If you like but please don't bite it

I had an urge to say f**k it

But I knew I had to fight it

Before I could say alakazam

I took this old b**ch in a doggie style

Greg walked in the room

That ni**a cold had a fit

But all this numb-skull could say was oh sh*t

Oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t

Oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t

Oh sh*t oh sh-

Come on

One fine summertime Sunday evening

Crenshaw Boulevard was in full swing

Perfect example of

How looks can be deceiving

Rolled up to what I thought

Was a pretty young thing

Rollin' in a purple samuri suzuki dookie braids

Was an aid to her sex appeal

Dude she was d**e man real d**e on the wheel

Well anyway I went toot toot

She said hey a beep beep

The next day rolled down to the beach

Tuesday me and my new Crenshaw cutie

Coolin' on the beach

And now she's rubbin' on my booty

Suck suck suckin on my neck like dracula

But it wasn't all that spectacular

'Cause every time I tried to touch upon her tay-titty

She would be like quit b

B**ch was frontin' but I didn't say nothin'

Then all of the sudden

After someone pushed the button

I got a funny feeling

Like something was real wrong

Looked at her shoes

And her feets was real long

Then it hit me oh please god no

Don't let this ho turn out to be a john doe

He pulled a fast one on me yo

I guess that's one of those things

That make you go: sh*t

Oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t

Oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t

Oh sh*t oh sh*t

Oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t