Better with a Man - Jefferson Mays/Bryce Pinkham

When a fellow needs a little helping hand

Who'll be there it's almost guaranteed

No one else could ever really understand

Only another man knows what you need

And when a man has fallen down upon his knees

In such a moment who'd be better than

Someone who's self controlled

Someone who's strong and bold

Someone who's good as gold

It's better with a man

Better with a man

Then you agree my friend

Indeed I do

When a man is lonely he can always find

Another man who's feeling just the same Henry that's it yes he can

Drink will help you get your troubles off your mind

You'll both be buying before you know his name oh blotto and squiffy

And in that rousing climax when your horse comes in

Come on ponzo come on ponzo

Who will cheer as loudly as he can I will

Only a man would see

The meaning of victory

Oh the comraderie

It's better with a man

Better with a man

Women have much to recommend

Lord knows I've had my share heh heh

But when a fellow needs a friend

That's a totally different affair

Women are soft against your skin

They're awfully nice to nestle with

But when the sport is masculine

You need a man to wrestle with

Gentlemen have secrets they will never tell

Oh they will never tell they'll never tell their wives

Married men know there are things you must not say

Discretion is the only way that love survives

Men are always there

Always there to share

And take good care

As mates as brothers

Take a look at us

It's been ever thus

Since boarding school began

Women are too complex

Women too often vex

Men are a simpler sex

It's better with a man

Better with a man

Better with a man

Better with a man

Bottoms up