Scroda：

GWAR I bring forth the portal potty

Coming to feed on the s**t from your bodies

Your turds have more power than mere human feces

Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces

The Toilet：

Hey Hey jackass Yea You

You got to love me sooo good

Yea yea you can depend on me

Depending on

If my water's on

If my pipe's unglogged

Ahhhhh if you're water logged

Baby I am the hole

I am your toilet bowl

I'll suck your soul

Just pay just pay my s**tty toll

Ahhhh

Scroda：

Coated in s**t I give all you desire

Mystical doorway swimming in mire

We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge

It's a door through the plane of fudge

Oderus：

So many times I have found you

Still I always piss on the ground

Now that I can use you I'm gonna

Stop *****ing around

If you need s**t then I got s**t

On that you can depend

I'll pump your stump you *****in' hump

My crappy crap caked friend

All：

The Portal Potty a gift from the gods

Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads

Beefcake：

I think we know what it's all about

Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out

Slymenstra：

I am a woman and I have my needs

You can never really know just where

Or when I'll bleed

You need my egg I need your seed

But pray at the altar the toilet must feed

Toilet：

Yea I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree

Just keep that *****ing tampon away from me

Slymenstra：

Take in this world it's sooo beautiful

Filthy humans you're all so full of it

That which you can't stand you can't understand

Speak the mystic words and bring forth a turd

You turn around into it and turn over to me

Oderus：

Cross the river leave the abyss

Give the seat of the toilet a kiss

Beefcake：

Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words

Well Jiggle the handle and call forth a turd

Toilet：

Yea Here it comes baby I'm dropping my load

I'm ain't just on it I am the commode Ahhh

Scroda：

The power of the toilet must never be abused

He must be plunged he must be sponged

Or carnage could ensue

If a dead sheep had clogged him who knows what could arrive

Maybe it will bring the Master here wouldn't that be a surprise