Dummies - Tom MacDonald

Lyrics by：Tom MacDonald/Nova Paholek

Composed by：Tom MacDonald/Nova Paholek

I love the Earth but I don't really wanna save it

What

Everything is sexist homophobic or it's racist

Okay

When life gives us lemons we're supposed to wanna change it

But my generation rather take some pills and escape it

Pew

Say that I'm transphobic if you wanna but one day I'll be a father

And I really hope my son don't grow up to be my daughter

Haha

I ain't tryna hurt your feelings skin should be a little thicker

That's the problem being honest got 'em triggered

Triggered

The kids are getting weaker 'cause they're sheltered by society

Pumpkin spice Ativan for seasonal anxiety

Woo

Wokeness has become a way to bully non-violently

And cancel everyone without improvin' on the life we live

It's true

Without the white there's no black without the straight there's no gay

Without the men there's no women without the night there's no day

Without the idiots we couldn't laugh at them when they fall

Hahaha

So maybe we need them after all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all

Ayy yo

I guess you love to be wrong

But you don't have the guts or the balls

Ayy yo

Dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dee-dee-dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dee-dee-dumb dumb

I love the Earth but I don't really wanna save it

I don't

Everyone's obsessed with makin' stupid people famous

Yep

If a white boy raps then it's called appropriation

But Beyonce dyes her hair blonde and people say she slayed it

It's weird

Everybody's outraged everybody's mad

They mad

Our solutions to the issues don't make no sense

No sense

If stairs are the problem we build wheelchair ramps

Uh huh

We don't cancel feet or persecute the people with legs

Hahaha

The feminists who started the movement would be ashamed of so many things

They fought so you could vote not show your butthole on OnlyFans

I'm not a bad person 'cause you don't like what I say

Yep

Call me homophobic just because I think straight

Ew

I love people even though we disagree

Disagree

I wish we could get WiFi signals from a tree

From a tree

Then everyone would plant 'em and we'd probably save the planet for free

Too bad we only need 'em to breathe

Hmm that's true

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all

Ayy yo

I guess you love to be wrong

But you don't have the guts or the balls

Ayy yo

Dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dee-dee-dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dee-dee-dumb dumb

I love the Earth but I don't really wanna save it

Classifyin' people by their s*x and race degrades 'em

True

But we still say straight white males are the worst of our population

Guess the labels are okay if they're Caucasian

That's right

Our kids are living in their rooms I swear we barely ever see 'em

"Go outside sometime there's fresh air you could be breathin'"

Put your phones down play sports do somethin' illegal

"Go and meet your families they're probably nice people"

These days you're a Nazi if you don't hate the police

Huh

They say that white folks think all Asian people are Chinese

Hmm

I'm sorry what kinda white people you mean

Uh

English

Scottish

German

Swedish

Or Greek

And Black Lives Matter was problematic

What

It excludes anyone without the pigment it's automatic

'Kay

I understand all the reasons it happened

But including all humans is the actual answer

Heh heh heh heh heh heh

Oh no

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all

Ayy yo

I guess you love to be wrong

But you don't have the guts or the balls

Ayy yo

Dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dee-dee-dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dee-dee-dumb dumb