I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I'm crying

Sitting on a corn flake waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long

I am the egg man we are the egg men oh I am the walrus goo goo g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky see how they run

I'm crying I'm crying I'm crying I'm crying

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess

Man you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

I am the egg man we are the egg men oh I am the walrus goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the egg man we are the egg men oh I am the walrus goo goo g'joob

Expert text pert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you

See how they smile like pigs in a sty see how they snide I'm crying

Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man we are the egg men oh I am the walrus goo goo g'joob

G'goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob goo