I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave

And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved

A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up

With first aid tape and raped on the first date

Susan an ex-** addict who just stopped usin'

Who love booze and alternative music

Told me she was goin' back into usin' again

I said Wait first try this hallucinogen

It's better than ** Henn the booze or the gin

Come here let's go in here

Who's in the den

It's me and Kelly

My bad let's try another room

I don't trust you

Shut up slut Chew up this mushroom

This'll help you get in touch with your roots

We'll get barefoot buttnaked and run in the woods

Oh hell I might as well try 'em this party is so drag

Oh dag I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

I'm sorry

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

Yo Sue

Get away from me I don't know you

Oh shoot

She's tripping

I need to go puke

I wasn't trying to turn this into something major

I just wanted to make you appreciate nature

Susan stop crying I don't hate ya

The world's not against you I'm sorry your father raped ya

So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth

That ain't no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out

She said Help me I think I'm having a seizure

I said I'm high too b***h Quit grabbing my t-shirt

Will you calm down You're starting to scare me

She said I'm 26 years old and I'm not married

I don't even have any kids and I can't cook

I'm over here Sue you're talking to the plant look

We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late

'Cause I've never seen no one eat as many 'shrooms as you ate

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

It was an accident

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

Susan Where you going you better be careful

Leave me alone dad I'm sick of getting my hair pulled

I'm not your dad quit trying to swallow your tongue

Want some gum Put down the scissors before you do something dumb

I'll be right back just chill baby please

I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these

John Where's Dave at before I bash you

He's in the bathroom I think he's taking a crap dude

Dave Pull up your pants we need an ambulance

There's a girl upstairs talking to plants chopping her hair off

And there's only two days left of spring break how long does it take for these things to wear off

Well it depends on how many you had

I took three she eat the other twentytwo caps

Now she's upstairs crying out her eyeballs drinking Lysol

She's gonna die dude

I know And it's my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

I'm sorry

But now you're sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

What did I do

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

My God I'm so sorry

I'm so sorry

Susan please wake up

Please

Please wake up

What are you doing

You're not dead

You're not dead

I know you're not dead

Wake up

Susan wake up

Oh my God