Only When I'm Drunk (Album Version) - Tha Alkaholiks

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone

And conjure up a bone b**ch to when I'm alone

Ohh sh*t tow back I need to take a piss

Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this

My grandma and your grandma

Sittin by the fire

Hold on turn the beat off nah keep it goin

J-ro can you make it I'm just not knowin

I get drunk and start talkin mo' sh*t

And when I got a gun in my hand you better get out

Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be

Forget tryin to raionalize cover your eyes

Ah d damn I'm drunk

I need a chunk no better yet a hunk of that funk

When I get drunk I might act uncouth

But when I get drunk I always tell the truth

Yeah I'm good bad d**e I'm freaky fresh

I make hip-hop fans say yes yes

The liks comin through you know we gonna blow upop

Hold up hold up I think I gotta

Damn false alarm

Gettin all the ladies with my cool charm

When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk

Yeah but when only I'm dr drunk

Yeah let me pass the forty to my ni**a tash

It goes one for the chronic two for the amnesia

It's the pimp-slap niggy with drinks in the freezer

Bust the one out two out type of rapper

That'd get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker

Slip a colt for the fever when I'm coolin with my people

Got hoes in east columus like I'm billy dee wrinkle

Cause I move like I'm smooth like I'm harry belafonte

Lookin for them niggaz that jumped my homey dante

All up in this b**ch with the gin and tanqueray

Drink like mr wendal smoke bud like dr dre

But that's cause I'm old enough to do that type of sh*t

Got damn I gotta piss I pass mic the to e-swift

Yeah I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me

I'm trippin must be the brew that I was sippin

Kickin in guess I shouldnt ta with the mixed gin

Cause when I'm layin on my back I can feel the room spin

One too many I reckon

Feelin I got ta earl any second

Wanna get up but can't move feels like I'm stuck in the groove

What was the f**k I tryin to prove

I get a rep for downin four-o's

All the hoes knows them alkaholik bros

Niggaz call me dad I got a fifth in the trunk

Might f**k an ugly b**ch but only when I'm drunk

Aight think I'm feelin a little better

Ready to bust this like this

And ya don't miss check it out

I get drunk and start thinkin bout my friends

That passed on with every forty ounce the memory will last on

Black man muzzle mike lee and suavey d

The three mc's will always live in my memories

We used to rock shows we used to rock hoes

And drink forty-o's and wear the same clothes

Damn I wish we could go through it again

But I know one day we gonna do it again

And when that day comes it's gonna be live

But I ain't in no hurry so I don't drink and drive

The alkaholiks we gets funky when we drinkin

Just a lil sumthin to pump up the thinkin

Beer run ante up ni**a

Ha ha put the money in the hat