Alcohol - Brad Paisley

I can make anybody pretty

I can make you believe any lie

I can make you pick a fight

With somebody twice

Your size

Well I've been known to cause a few breakups

And I've been known to cause a few births

I can make you new friends

Or get you fired from work

And since the day I left Milwaukee

Lynchburg Bordeaux France

Been makin the bars

With lots of big money

And helpin white people dance

I got you in trouble in high school

And college now that was a ball

You had some of the best times

You'll never remember with me

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I got blamed at your wedding reception

For your best man's emberrasing speech

And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach

I've influenced kings and world leaders

I helped Hemingway write like he did

And I`ll bet you a drink or two that I can make you

Put that lampshade on your head

And since the day I left Milwaukee

Lynchburg Bordeaux France

Been makin a fool out of folks just like you

And helpin white people dance

I am medicine and I am poison

I can help you up or make you fall

You had some of the best times

You'll never remember with me

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And since the day I left Milwaukee

Lynchburg Bordeaux France

Been makin the bars

With lots of big money

(crowd:) and helpin white people dance

I got you in trouble in high school

And college now that was a ball

You had some of the best times

You'll never remember with me

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