Thecoldtree - arthrn

Look I've stayed with my husband for three days

I was very young when we got married

My husband was a movie freak

Actually he was particularly obsessed with one movie

The Wizard of Oz

He talked about it constantly

I thought it was cute at first

On our wedding night

I was a virgin

When we made love-you've seen the movie

Haven't you

The Wizard of Oz

Yes I did

Well when we made love

Whenever he you know when he came

He would just scream out

Surrender Dorothy

That's all

Just surrender Dorothy

Wow

I know

Instead of moaning or saying

Oh God or something normal like that

I mean it was pretty creepy

And I told him I thought so

But he just he just couldn't stop

He just he just couldn't stop

He just couldn't stop

He said he didn't even realize it was happening

He just couldn't stop

So I just broke the whole thing off