Sophistophone aristocats

Distinguished stars clean up your acts

Pull up your pants ladies and gents

Please act like you got some sense

You know what I really wanna know

Where do all the good girls go

What clubs they hang in

Behold a lady

I see you standin' on the wall

Clap clap you deserve it all Candy-coated unicorns are quite hard to find The classic lady a rare breed indeed Is that make and model discontinued

Today I might snow tomorrow I'll rain

3000's always changing but you stay the same

And I need that hey I need that （in my life）

When I feel washed up and inadequate

And throw all my songs away no matter how mad I get

You make me smile you make me smile

You make me smile you make me （Hoooooooo ）

You're the anchor that holds me down

When my ship is sinking

You won't let me drown and I'm grateful

Behold a lady

I see you standin' on the wall

Clap clap you deserve it all Behold a lady

I see you standin' on the wall

Clap clap you deserve it all

Yo' mama's old fashioned yo' daddy don't play

You'll always be this lovely

'Cause they raised you that way

Hallelujah Thank ya Jesus Thank ya Lord

Thank ya Jesus Thank ya Lord

Thank ya Jesus Thank ya Lord

You're not extra you're so plain Jane

The yin to my yang darlin'

You've got that thang and you know it

But yet you don't and that's what's so cool

You don't say too much but when you do it's profound

In the street you hold your head high

At home you get low down for me

（Can't get no lower can't get no lower can't get no lower yeah ）

Hooo You're the anchor that holds me down

When my ship is sinking you won't let me drown （Aaaaaaahh ）

Sad but one day our kids will have to visit museums

To see what a lady looks like

So if you find one I beg you hold her tight

If you spot one good sir treat her right

This is Benjamin Andre signing off

Thanks a million

Good luck and goodnight

Behold a lady

I see you standin' on the wall

Clap clap you deserve it all

Behold a lady

I see you standin' on the wall

Clap clap you deserve it all