Big Ole Butt (Album Version) - LL Cool J (埃勒·酷)

I was at the mall sippin on a milkshake

Playin the wall takin a break

Admirin the girls with the bamboo earings

Baby hair and bodies built to swing

Thats when I seen her

Her name was tina

Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina

I said how you doin my names big l

Don't ask me how I'm livin cause yo I'm living swell

But then again I'm livin kind of foul

Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl

To make a long story short I got the digits

Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit

I was spankin her and thankin her chewin her and doin her

Layin like a king on sheets of satin

Thats what time it is you know what's happenin

She had a big ole booty I was doin my duty

I mean yo I admit that my girls a cutie

But tina was erotic earls my witness

With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business

When I went home I kissed my girl on the cheek

But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak

I sat my girl down I couldn't hold it in

And said to her with a devilish grin

Tina got a big ole butt

I know I told you Id be true

But tina got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin you

Tina got a big ole butt

I know I told you Id be true

But tina got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin you

I went to the high school about three oclock

To try to catch a cutie ridin my jock

My homeboys jeep the system blastin

Cold forty dogs smilin and laughin

Girls all over the kind I adore

I felt like a kid in a candy store

Thats when I seen her

Her name was brenda

She had the kind of booty that Id always remember

I said to my man stop the jeep

She's only senteen but yo don't sleep

I kicked the bass like an nfl punter

And scoped the booty like a big game hunter

I said to the girl yo you look tired

Lets go get some rest relax by the fire

I put the big booty on a bearskin rug

She gave me a kiss I have her a hug

I said to the girl them young boys ain't nothin

You want to get freaky let me kiss your belly button

I circled it and teased it and made her squeal

Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel

When I was through I wiped the sweat from my eyes

When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies

Tina busted in my house while I was eatin

You know what I said

Too bad you caught me cheatin but

Brenda got a big ole butt

I know I told you Id be true

But brenda got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin you

Brenda got a big ole butt

I know I told you Id be true

But brenda got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin you

I went to red lobster for shrimp and steak

Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break

I pulled in the parkin lot and parded my car

Somebody shouted out I don't care who you are

I paid it no attention I walked inside

Because brian had a nine and he was chillin in the ride

I walked in the place everybody was lookin

And shrimp and steak wasnt the only thing cookin

I sat down to eat ordered my food

I said to the waitress I don't men to be rude

But Ill take you on a platter

She said you got a girl I said it don't matter

You look like you're tastier than a pipin hot pizza

What's your name she said my tag says lisa

I said o k you're smart and all that

But when you get off work yo Ill be back

She looked at me and said make yourself clear

L where we going I said right here

She looked kind of puzzled I said youll see

I pulled up at ten on the d o t

When she walked out the door I threw my tongue down her throat

Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat

Laid her on the table and place my order

And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter

On and on to the break a dawn

All over the restaurant word is born

I heard somebody coughin I checked my watch

I couldn't believe it said nine oclock

I grabbed my pants put on my kangol

Who did I see oh yo it was brenda

Yo she worked at red lobster but I didnt remember

Lisa got a big ole butt

I know I told you Id be true

But lisa got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin you

See ya

Lisa got a big ole butt

I know I told you Id be true

But lisa got a big ole butt

So I'm leavin you

See ya