Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh - Original London Cast

Poor fool he makes me laugh

I tried to get a better better half

Poor fool he doesn't know

If he knew the truth he'd never ever go

Did I not instruct that Box Five

Was to be kept empty

It's him I know it it's him

Your part is silent little toad

A toad madame

Perhaps it is you who are the toad

Serafimo away with this pretence

You cannot speak but kiss me in my

Poor fool he makes me laugh

Behold she is singing to bring down the Chandelier

Ladies and gentlemen

The performance will continue in ten minutes' time

When the role of the Countess

Will be sung by Miss Christine Daae

In the meantime ladies and gentlemen

We shall be giving you

The ballet from Act III of tonights' opera

The ballet now

Go go Christine come with me

Raoul we're not safe here

Ladies and gentlemen

Please remain in your seats

Do not panic it was an accident

Simply an accident