My Hair - Skankin' Pickle

Set my alarm to wake me at eleven

The sun was shining in my face when I awoken

My mom yelled at me

That my friend was here at seven

I just rolled over

Prayed that I was dreaming

I knew I wasn't when my dog

Bit me on my nose

Crawled out of bed

Slipped a felt hat on my head

I ran downstairs

Saw my friend was standing there

Looked in the mirror

Saw my hair was everywhere

You talk talk you talk about the future

How you think that it's funny

If they've got no brain

Doesn't matter if they've got no hair

Doesn't matter if they look like yarn

Look like yarn look like yarn

Oh Lynette I thought we had a deal

You cut your hair and I go out with you

You didn't cut your hair

I'm gonna go out with my grandmother

She's dead Lynette

I'm gonna dig her up and go out with her

Go I'm outta here

You talk talk you talk about the future

How you think that it's funny

If they've got no brain

Doesn't matter if they've got no hair

Doesn't matter if they look like yarn

Look like yarn look like yarn

Went back upstairs

And looked into my mirror

In my reflection

I saw it so much clearer

I didn't know that I was so ugly

If it was dark in Central Park

No one would even mug me

You talk talk you talk about the future

How you think that it's funny

If they've got no brain

Doesn't matter if they've got no hair

Doesn't matter if they look like yarn

Look like yarn look like yarn