I'm Housin' - EPMD

Coolin on the scene like a horse in a stable

A brother got ill and tried to snatch a fat cable

I stepped back like it wasn't no thing

I punched him in the jaw with the fat gold ring

I had an ace in the hole when it came to that

Yo Z you was packin you know was strapped

Posse kept rollin it was hard to get with em

So I stepped back and unbuttoned my lee denim

They kept coming just like I figured

So I stepped back and started sprayin niggaz

What a way to go out out like a sucker

But I'm on track like a Long Island train

That can head up your mission suckers who be dissing

Always on my jock like a snake always hissing

Grabbing and tapping me like luther vandross

Take me to the bar for the drink and make a toast

Givin best wishes to the best MC

And when the spot is blown and yo you know it's me

Because I'm housin

Cause I'm housin

Because I'm housin

Cause I'm housin

Because I'm housin

Cooling at a party no better yet disco

Head feeling mellow from a bottle of cisco

Move move move

To crush and fry a sucker MC like crisco

Every chance I get I try to kill

That's one less sucker new jack who tried to act ill

I keep the place jumpin til the party's through

Whether it's disco hardcore or rhythm and blues

Take off your coat won't you stay a while

Check out the voice that is smooth and mild

It's like wheel of fortune go on for big money

Come cold rock the party and leave wit ya honey

Gimme the cue check one two

Don't try to come off on me because you doo doo

You treatin me the Z to the D like a stepchild

Let me tell you homeboy you're livin foul

MC's you know who you are

On the bandwagon why Z cuz you a star

This is the year when the joker's are wild

When a fag can't hack it and try to bite your style

I get hip to the scheme before it happens

If it gets wild then I start cappin

But for now since everything's calm

Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb

As I proceed to rock the girls are clockin

Some brothers act hard but the rest are jockin

Because I'm housin

Cause I'm housin

Cause I'm housin

Cause I'm housin

I come on strong like a bodybuilder

Cast a spell upon a sucker like witch matilda

Deliver a rhyme like federal express

My intention's not to dis but impress

For the ladies and gents the money was spent

To see the e-p-double-e-m-d (yes the main event)

In concert not worried bout oos n boos (because we do work)

To make your body jerk

To make your girl want to leave her man

And start to flirt With the p double-e md double e'n

I'm not skeezing but pleasing

All party goers also behind show-ers

Who like the not

Fast slow flow of rhymes that form in my dome

Out the mouth to the microphone

Because I'm housin

Cause I'm housin

Cause I'm housin

Cause I'm housin

Dj la boss on the scratch

Lounge

(my homeboy big daddy kane bizmarkie)