Bum, Bum, Bum - Tex Williams

I had a date Francine bought her a big corsage

We ate some fancy french cuisine

Drove a new rented dodge

After we went dancing then she asked me in

When she turned the TV on I knew I couldn't win

She let me hold her

Let me kiss her and

Let me touch her some

And though she's been that far before it was no

To bum bum bum

Bum bum bum

The next night I called Francine bought her some french perfume

We went out drinking pink champagne and danced in the skylight room

Everything was going swell once more she asked me in

But when I turned the lights down low

She turned them up again

She let me hold her

Let me kiss her and

Let's me touch her some

And though she'd been that far before it was no

To bum bum bum

Bum bum bum

Now Friday was my last shot

My money was running low

We ate in a coffee shop and went to a picture show

And when the show was over

Again she asked me in

When I tried to sweet talk her

She plied me with some gin

She let me hold her

Let me kiss her and

Let's me touch her some

And when I said let's bum bum bum she said

Bum bum bum bum

Bum bum bum bum

Well now I'm married to Francine

And everything should be just great

But when I want to bum bum

Bum she has this big headache

Her mothers moved in with us

Her brother sleeps on the couch

I often think of bum bum

Bum but forget what it's about

She let me hold her

Let me kiss her and

Let's me touch her some

And though she's been this far before it was no

To bum bum bum

Bum bum bum

Oh man was I dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

You know what I think I'll have some rum rum rum

Rum rum rum

Or baby better yet have a tum tum tum

Tum tum tum

So side thats for our

Bum bum bum

Bum bum bum