Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

Lousy with virginity

Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed

I can't I'm Sandra Dee

Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day

I was not brought up that way

Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost

His heart to Doris Day

I don't drink (No)

Or swear (No)

I don't rat my hair (Ew)

I get ill from one cigarette

Keep your filthy paws

Off my silky draws

Would you pull that crap with Annette?

As for you Troy Donahue,

I know what you wanna do

You've got your crust

I'm no object of lust

I'm just plain Sandra Dee