Better Be Women - The Dwarves

There better be women

I went out to a stupid party

Had to scam on everybody

Asked a woman for a light

And to spend the night

But she wasn't having any

Said I was just one of many

But she'd give me some advice

She said you try but you don't get none

And I said why was she a lesbian

But she was fly

And had a biologic plan oh man

Said if you want me well use your hand(damn)

There better be women

Now you're coming on but you come too strong

There better be women oh yeah

'Cuz satisfaction is no mother's son

You call this a party

Yeah but I don't party with everybody

There better be women

Be women tonight alright

Alright

I watched them in fascination

Her friend and their wild gyrations

Like a symphony in pink

Not missing link

And it was a freaky orgy

But somehow they all ignored me

Watch my pennant start to shrink

They said don't you want it

You know we've got it

But I was haunted by three way dreams

Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies yeah

There better be women

Now you're coming on but you come too strong

There better be women oh yeah

'Cuz satisfaction is no mother's son

You call this a party

Yeah but we don't party with everybody

There better be women

Be women tonight alright

There better be women

There better be women

There better be women

There better be women

There better be women