Sad (悲伤) (Explicit) - Bo Burnham

Composed by：Bo Burnham

Get on my level Madison

Just picture a depressed onion cutting himself

I met a homeless man named Rich

(he wasn't)

Isn't that terrible

I saw a flyer for a lost dog

And the dog didn't have any legs

I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating

I saw a giraffe who had a short neck

That was sad or a deer

I saw an old man get hit by a train

He didn't see it in the pouring rain

He didn't hear me shout

"look out for the train"

Cause I didn't say anything

I just thought to myself 'ooh

This is gonna be sad '

And it was I'm a genius

I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie

I saw a little boy drop his ice cream

Cone directly on his mother's corpse

I saw a kitten stuck in a tree

Then the kitten jumped and he hung himself

I saw a kid who had red hair

I went to a store looking for something to buy

But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy

No wait this store sells mirrors

See what I did there

Let's rock

No

The world's so sad Madison

Pain war genocide racism sexism

But I gotta remember

There's good things about it too

Like the fact that none of

That's happening to me (Score )

Still though it's hard not to be sad about it

How do y'all do it

I've been telling you guys terribly

Sad things this whole song

You haven't been sad at all

You’'ve been happy no you've been laughing

That’s it laughter it'’s the key to everything

It’s the way to solve all the sadness in the world

I mean not for people that are actually sad

But for the people like us

Who’ have to f**king deal with ‘them all the time

Being a comedian isn’t being an insensitive

Prick capitalizing on the most animalistic

Impulses of the public

It’'s being a hero

The world isn'’t sad The world’'s funny

I get it now I'm a sociopath

I saw an old man slip and fall

What a f**king idiot

I saw a woman at her daughter’s funeral

Hahaha Classic comedy

Everything that once was sad

Is somehow funny now

The Holocaust and 9/11

That s**t’'s funny 24/7 cause tragedy

Will be exclusively joked about

Because my empathy is bumming me out

Goodbye sadness

Hello jokes