Uber (feat. Mike Jones) (Explicit) - Mac Miller/Mike Jones

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Yeah

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Who put the spiders in my applesauce

Took the pins out my hand grenade

Somebody said that I deserve to die

I looked him in the eye said the devil's not circumcised

Who put spiders in my applesauce

Took the pins out my hand grenade

Somebody tell me I deserve to die

I looked him in the eye and said the devil not circumcised

So play me a song on the guitar

Got a rainforest in my cigar

There's knots in my yo-yo string

Put a crown on my stallion I'm the Polo king

I fell in love with a go-go dancer she a single mom

The underdog like to play the game with Diddy Kong

She the god type throw that b***h a Klondike

Everything is alright see it's written in the Psalms

I told her I get rich off my little songs

Gave her a million reasons that she should come along

Immediately she dropped her s**t

But everywhere I go they told me Watch yo b***h

God d**n I guess I got another one

Good vibrations Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

I put the gourmet flavors inside the honey blunt

Got my head underwater but I ain't comin' up

F**k air my b***h's a*s is like a plump pear

And she ain't pretty or ugly I say she just fair

Man this life is unfair

Okay I'm parkin' lot pimpin' I got nuttin' to lose

And I'ma do this 'til I'm a 102

Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you

I said

I'm parkin' lot pimpin' I got nuttin' to do

And I'ma do this 'til I'm a 102

Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you

Stunting' in a Uber

Yeah b***h

Stuntin' in a Uber

Yeah b***h

Stuntin' in a Uber

I'm readin' old Playboy magazines

Somethin' from the '50s when the journalism had its peak

You play the background you just a member of the faculty

I'm actually out here decision makin'

Had to get my s**t together I was missin' payments

I just pray to God that my lady isn't famous

She threw the gown on and we hit the banquet

She got her own story just let the b***h explain it

Mac I think the girl that you speakin' 'bout

Was in fact the same chick late-night creepin' out

Sneakin' out my homie knew her told me keep an eye

Found out she was twerkin' found out she wasn't workin'

The whole game switched when my man hit

Got me rollin' in a circle top-down blowin' purple

Seen the parkin' lot I'm 'bout to crawl up like a turtle

I said

Seen the parkin' lot I'm 'bout to crawl up like a turtle

Swang switchin' lane to lane still tippin'

Trunk up top down call it parkin' lot pimpin'

Mike Jones

Switchin' lane to lane still tippin'

Trunk up top down call it parkin' lot pimpin'

Mac

Okay I'm parkin' lot pimpin' I got nuttin' to lose

And I'ma do this 'til I'm a 102

Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you

I said

I'm parkin' lot pimpin' I got nuttin' to do

And I'ma do this 'til I'm a 102

Why you tryna stunt when we stuntin' on you

Stunting' in a Uber

Yeah b***h

Stuntin' in a Uber

Yeah b***h

Stuntin' in a Uber