I saw a film yesterday sir or madam

The title of the movie is 40 year old virgin

It was really f**kin' boring

Movie than sausage party

It is more unrealistic than s*x

With buns and sausages

Andy is the nerd who has a lot of friends including

Seth Rogen and they arrange any date for Andy

I deeply jealous all Americans

'Cause they always lose their

Virgin like this

I am a 40 year old virgin brother

Living with my parents at my parents' house

At 3AM I get up and boil Sapporo Ichiban miso ramen

In the darkest room

You know what I mean. I can't face my parents brother

But I finally got a full time job

With a help of "hellowork"

Ladies and gentlemen

You're happy as long as you can look down on Mcjob

I needed "psycho-jet" to keep manual work for a week

I sure my parents are thinking

We didn't pay lotta money for

Collage to get you such a job my son

I am a 40 year old virgin brother

Living with my parents at my parents' house

Look whenever the song gets brighter

Bad things will start brother

I have some bad news for you

Kissing at young age

Can cause fatal tooth decay for you

One more thing

I sell my virginity

With NFTs

Please visit my site

When I look back on 40 years in my life

It wasn't all bad

I know what you are going to say my friends

I know I know it

I am not needed by the world at all

Where am I

Why am I here

This is the place

The lost soul finds the partner

Don't be afraid

I hope someday you'll join us