Two hours

With four left wing kids

I spent time in Nazi Fortress

Much discussion in room C H 1 O C H 11

I did not understand why

I could not accept the fact

That I'd accepted the contract

Much discussion in this institution

Much discussion in boiled beef and carrots

Room C H 1 O C H 2 O 11

It was clear in the window eye

The brick outlined the blue sky

And I had to go round the gay graduates in the toilets

And Good King Harry was there

Much discussion in room C H 1 O C H 2 O 11

Much discussion in room C H 1 O C H 2 O 11

I took a walk down West 11

I had to wade through 500 European punks

At an off license I rubbed up with some oiks

Who threw some change on the Asian counter

And asked polite if they could have two lagers

A hospital discharge asked me where he could crash

Have you been to the English Deer Park

It's a large type artist ranch

This is where C Wilson wrote Ritual in the Dark

Have you been to the English Deer Park

Spare a thought for the sleeping promo dept

They haven't had an idea in two years

Dollars and deutchmarks keep the company on its feet

Say have you ever have a chance to meet

Fat Captain Beefheart imitators with zits

Who is the King Shag Corpse

Have you been to the English Deer Park

It's a large type minstrel ranch

This is where C Wilson wrote Ritual in the Dark

Have you been to the English Deer Park

The young blackies get screwed up the worst

They've gone over to the Hampstead house suss

An English system they implicitly trust

See the A&R civil servants

They get a s*x thrill out of a sixteenth of Moroccan

They get a s*x thrill out of a sixteenth of Moroccan

Have you been to the English Deer Park

It's a large type artist ranch

This is where C Wilson wrote Ritual in the Dark

Have you been to the English Deer Park

Yes the traffic hasn't changed that much

There's still a subculture I feel adrift of

Yes the traffic hasn't changed that much

There's still a subculture I feel adrift of

Have you been to the English Deer Park

It's a large type minstrel ranch

This is where C Wilson wrote Ritual in the Dark

Have you been to the English Deer Park

Have you been to the English Deer Park

It's a large type minstrel ranch

This is where loads of punks congregate in the dark

Have you been to the English Deer Park

Have you been to the English Deer Park

It's a large type minstrel ranch

This is where C Wilson wrote Ritual in the Dark

Have you been to the English Deer Park

Hey tourist it wasn't quite like what you thought

Hey Manchester group what wasn't what you thought

Hey Scottish group that wasn't quite like what you thought

Hey Manchester group that wasn't what you thought

Hey Scottish group that wasn't quite like what you thought

Quite like what you thought

Hey Midlands scooped yer how d'you ever get the job

Hey Manchester group from it wasn't quite like what you thought

Quite like what you thought

Guess what

Guess guess guess

Guess what