No more maybes

Your baby's got rabies

Sitting on a ball

In the middle of the Andes

Yeah I'm a freak of nature

Yeah I'm a freak

If only I could be as cool as you

As cool as you

Body and soul I'm a freak I'm a freak

Body and soul I'm a freak

Try to be different

Well get a different disease

Seems it's infectious

To need the cold sore cream

Yeah I'm a freak of nature

Yeah I'm a freak

I don't really know

How to put on a cool show

As boring as they come

Just tell me where to go

If only I could be as cool as you

Freak