Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher

And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher

All my friends at school

They had never seen the teacher blush he looked like a fool

Nearly petrified 'cos he was taken by surprise

When I kissed the teacher

Couldn't quite believe his eyes when I kissed the teacher

My whole class went wild

As I held my breath the world stood still but then he just smiled

I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher

One of these days

Gonna tell him I dream of him every night

One of these days

Gonna show him I care gonna teach him a lesson alright

I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher

Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher

Leaning over me he was trying to explain the laws of geometry

And I couldn't help it I just had to kiss the teacher

One of these days

Gonna tell him I dream of him every night

One of these days

Gonna show him I care gonna teach him a lesson alright

What a crazy day when I kissed the teacher

All my sense had flown away when I kissed the teacher

My whole class went wild

As I held my breath the world stood still but then he just smiled

I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher

I wanna hug hug hug him

When I kissed the teacher

I wanna hug hug him

When I kissed the teacher

I wanna hug hug hug him

When I kissed the teacher

I wanna hug hug him

When I kissed the teacher