My Band (Explicit) - D12

I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t

Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude

And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude

And they need to take it up with me after the show

Because

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

So I get offstage right drop the mic

Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like

Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby

And they're all like Oh my God it's him Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock

Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes

Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me

Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be

This rockstar sh*t is the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby

（alright it's mine dude give it's mine aah ow dude ）

You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you

Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in a van and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph youse a liar

And nah I'm Swift

（Oh I thought you were Kuniva）

What the hell is wrong with our dressing room

Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal

See I know how to rap it's simple but

All I did is read a Russell Simmons book

So I'm all intact trying to get on the map

Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back

Look at him little punk-a** thinking he the sh*t

*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips

Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue

Eminem No I had an interview not you two

You gonna be late for sound-check

*Man I ain't going to sound-check

*And our mikes is screwed up

*And his always sound best

*You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin'

*Hey yo Em

Eminem You got something to say

*Man nothing

*I thought you was about to tell him off man what's up

*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up

*And you ain't even back me up we supposed to be crew

Man I was about to talk right after you

*Aw man whatever

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

*I swear I swear man

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

They say the lead singers rock but the group is not

Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks

I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot

I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-）

Ready to snap on a dumb-a** fan

Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band

We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments

So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent

And these guys acting funny every area code

Proof carry my bag b**ch carry your own

Can't make it to the stage security in the way

Who the f**k are you Where's Obe and Dre

Godammit I'm sick of this group

Time for me to go solo and make some loot

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack

Lose Yourself video - I was in the back

Superman video - I was in the back

For the media I got some suggestions

F**k Marshall ask us some questions

Like who is D-12 how we get started

（But what about Eminem ）

B**ch are you retarded

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute

Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff

Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up

F**k D-12 I'm outta this band

I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne

Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me

And it just tears my a** apart to know that you don't know my name

（Yes F**k yes）

These chicks don't even know the name of my band （Haha）

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands （F**k Marshall）

Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man （Yea）

All because I'm the new singe （Hahahah）

My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie

I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants

I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

My salsa