Double Date - Rudy Mancuso

Dude

Dude

I'm so miserable

I'm miserable too

Dude

Dude I love my girl

I love mine too

But I'm depressed

See that girl right to your left

Of course I do but I can't look now

How can we look without our girlfriends seeing us

It's so hard

So very hard

I'm sick of watching all these rom coms

With Ryan Gosling

Even though he's a fantastic actor

I'm after some fun

Yes double dating is so dumb

Check out that girl

I can't

Why not

It isn't cheating if you look

Are we bad people

I don't know

Our girls are great

But men are slow

That's no excuse

I think we're losers

Let's agree to give this up

Dude

Dude

She's talking kids

Yeah I'm not ready

What the hell dude

Dude I'm freakin' out

'Cause I'm too young to be a father

Don't bother with that

Bro I don't even have a cat

Check out that girl

What girl

Right there

Chill out our girls are gonna see us

Maybe we're being dramatic

Yeah you're right they're just ecstatic

They love babies

Yeah who doesn't

Let's relax and have a drink

Dude

Dude she's so hot

I know relax just play it cool dude

Dude what should I do

Just place your order and shut up

What should I order

I don't care

Can you just do it

That's not fair

I'm freaking out

Just hurry up

Our girls are looking right at us

Girl

Girl

I'm so miserable

I'm miserable too girl

Good thing that they don't know

That we have husbands back at home