Driving In My Car - Madness

I've been driving in my car it's not quite a Jaguar

I bought it in Primrose Hill from a bloke from Brazil

It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the Tyne

It says Morris on the door the G P O owned it before

I drive in it for my job the governor calls me a slob

But I don't really care give me some gas and the open air

It's a bit old but it's mine I mend it in my spare time

Just last week I changed the oil the rocker valves and the coil

Just last week I changed the oil

Last week it went round the clock I also had a little knock

I dented somebody's fender he learnt not to park on a bender ha ha ha

I've been driving in my car it don't look much but I've been far

I drive up to Muswell Hill I've even been to Selsey Bill

I drove along the A45 I had her up to 58

This copper stopped me the other day you're mistaken what could I say

The tyres were a little worn they were O K I could have sworn

I like driving in my car I'm satisfied I've got this far

I like driving in my car it don't look much but I've been far

I like driving in my car even with a flat tyre

I like driving in my car it's not quite a Jaguar

I like driving in my car I'm satisfied I've got this far