North Hollywood, North Hollywood - that's my neighborhood;

Hollywood, Holly North Hollywood - girl, you got me hooked...

I know you wish you could live in my neighborhood;

Home of low and high-life crooks, so misunderstood...

Not in Death Valley, but in the Valley of Death,

There sits an oasis of concentrated goodness

Where I disappear, and the next sound you hear

Is a melody over a vicious beat...

North Hollywood, North Hollywood - that's my neighborhood...

She was taken in a Mexican raid - girl, you got me hooked...

I know you wish you could live in my neighborhood...

First stop on the subway train - so misunderstood...

There are no more secrets after you've been evicted;

Your story sits on abandoned couches...

Politics of the kids in the low-level bounce houses

Mark the world as just a skate park...

North Hollywood, North Hollywood - that's my neighborhood;

For the glamour of her sister's fame, her name was changed...

I know you wish you could live in my neighborhood;

Holly is just as she always was: a complicated love child!

She shook the American dreamer,

And she stole my heart...

Emerging starlets dressed virgin-esque

Know the fastest way to a man's pocket is on his rocket...

Hot-red schemes to steal the scenes in the dreams

Of the men who make the movies...

North Hollywood, North Hollywood - that's my neighborhood;

She may not win your heart with just one look, but girl, you got me hooked...

I know you wish you could live in my neighborhood;

The crown jewel of saboteurs, Holly remains pure... mmm...